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Saturday, December 11, 2010

Mini Twister Touches Down in Willowdale Living Room


Environment Canada: December 11, 2010 – Quasi-Official Media Release.
            At 10:35 A.M. a resident of a quiet Willowdale neighbourhood reported finding evidence that a twister had touched down in his living room.
Oh the Ephemera!
            JBM: “Oh, the ephemera! I got up really early today; maybe 10:30. When I got to the front room I found total chaos – much, much worse then the pervasive chaos that was there only yesterday. It looked like the ghost of Madame Benoit had come looking for a recipe and been unable to find it. There were cooking and home decorating books everywhere!”
            The accompanying photo, taken after Tertiary Responders had used heavy equipment to clear a path from the living room door to the couch, gives a glimpse of the havoc wreaked. The homeowner fears it may take many long hours to restore the house to a semblance of its former state:
            JBM: Oh my! Christmas with Martha Stewart – should I shelve that with the cook books or with the home decorating books?”

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